Alright, so, I’m currently looking to hire another psychic into my shop! We’re getting a lot of business that I can’t handle on my own, so if you’re looking to make some money off’a your natural talents, this is the place to go!
You get to keep 70% of your profits, and you’re guaranteed to get at least a few clients everyday - a couple hundred easy guaranteed! Your prices are my prices, and your hours will change depending on if you’re looking for a full-time or part-time job.
So, yeah, go ahead and talk ta me whenever if you’re interested!
H- hey! You still offering?
Yup! What do ya have to offer, girlie?
Well, I can do tarot but, I uhm… I can also see and speak to the dead. Like, ghosts… But I can’t control it, though, I bet if someone really needed to talk to a dead relative, I could do it?
But tarot is no problem!
So, you can offer mediumship, tarot readings, and aura reading then? Am I allowed to test out some of these?
Uh, sure…
Alright, I got a dead great uncle who used to run this place. Think ya can call him up from beyond the grave and ask a few questions of him? Just ask what his favorite meal is…er, was!
[it’s spaghetti and bourbon with garlic toast - he doubts that he’ll get it right. He was was never one to trust mediums]
Well aren’t y’ a ray of sunshine. Y’ ask for psychics and turn m’ down when I ask t’ work for y’.
Considerin’ that your first impression was atrocious at best, why in the world would I hire you? If you were serious about getting this job, you’d present yourself professionally and like, apologize for the other day!
Apologize for speakin’ m’ mind? Nah, I don’ see why I ought to considerin’ I still stand by what I said. Y’re lookin’ for physics and yet y’ chase ‘m off when there arn’t many round anyways.
Well, girlie, you’re not getting the job! You’re unprofessional, and I’d rather just deal with all these clients than hire someone who can’t suck up their pride and apologize to the person who’s going to write out their paycheck.
Well, I can do tarot but, I uhm… I can also see and speak to the dead. Like, ghosts… But I can’t control it, though, I bet if someone really needed to talk to a dead relative, I could do it?
But tarot is no problem!
So, you can offer mediumship, tarot readings, and aura reading then? Am I allowed to test out some of these?
Alright, so, I’m currently looking to hire another psychic into my shop! We’re getting a lot of business that I can’t handle on my own, so if you’re looking to make some money off’a your natural talents, this is the place to go!
You get to keep 70% of your profits, and you’re guaranteed to get at least a few clients everyday - a couple hundred easy guaranteed! Your prices are my prices, and your hours will change depending on if you’re looking for a full-time or part-time job.
So, yeah, go ahead and talk ta me whenever if you’re interested!
Would you count reading auras as a psychic ability?
Hey, it’s the not-really-a-lady from the museum! And yeah, it’s an ability - you got anything else to go with it though? Can you do basic scrying or tarot card readings?
Alright, so, I’m currently looking to hire another psychic into my shop! We’re getting a lot of business that I can’t handle on my own, so if you’re looking to make some money off’a your natural talents, this is the place to go!
You get to keep 70% of your profits, and you’re guaranteed to get at least a few clients everyday - a couple hundred easy guaranteed! Your prices are my prices, and your hours will change depending on if you’re looking for a full-time or part-time job.
So, yeah, go ahead and talk ta me whenever if you’re interested!
Oi, you accept part timers?
I sure am -
…not from people like you, though.
Well aren’t y’ a ray of sunshine. Y’ ask for psychics and turn m’ down when I ask t’ work for y’.
Considerin’ that your first impression was atrocious at best, why in the world would I hire you? If you were serious about getting this job, you’d present yourself professionally and like, apologize for the other day!
ooh i will))
ooc; awesome! >w< did you have anything specific in mind?
ooc; anyone wanna rp -
ooc; i see het smut on my dash and i am suddenly reminded of the lack of het smut in my life 8(
